An eye opening story through a letter from Son to Dad !

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It
was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much
older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer
in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole
winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the
other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!