American Thinking (Joke)

Man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.When the dog is about to bite the woman,
the man intervenes and kicks the dog.
A reporter was seeing all this.He said "That was great.
I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.Tomorrow the headline will be
                                   'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here.I am from US". Reporter " OK.
Then the headline will be
                      US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.

I'm a Pakistani national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read .... .... .... .... .... .... ........ .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....

TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG

Please Note: This is the only joke, please do not take it personal